In my mind I have personified my cold, into one who is annoying and persistent and who has been making increased demands for my attention until I can no longer ignore him. By personifying my cold I can now focus my efforts into fighting this invisible foe which is inhabiting my body.
For weeks the Cold was nicely contained within my sinuses, a little annoying when I couldn't breathe or smell, but nothing major. He then moved into my inner left ear and I felt like a little old man was walking around crinkling tissue paper within my ear.
Today, I had to leave work early. On the way home I stopped at the store to pick up my "Sick Kit". This is my version of a first aid kit, but is only used when I am sick.
It consists of:
1) A 3 Day Supply of Cold fX
2) Ginger Ale
3) Orange Juice
4) Halls Centers
5) a box of Kleenex, and
6) some Chicken Noodle Soup.
The contents of my Sick Kit seem pretty stereotypical, and in all honesty I will probably never drink the orange juice. But it just makes me feel better knowing I have these items in the house. I have no idea whether there is any scientific basis to using Cold fX, but I will definitely shell out money for any placebo effects I can get.
As a side note, my dog is taking advantage of my weakness by sleeping in bed with me all day long. I could think that he is just trying to "be there for me", but I strongly suspect its all about the sleeping on the bed for him.
Too funny about your dog - I know all about that!
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon!